So how many user notes do you have?
I had 3001, precisely five minutes ago. That means I probably still have 3001 now. No more, no less.

What do you usually say in a usernote?
Usually something that will inevitably annoy someone, somewhere down the line.

What is the function of usernotes?
User Notes are for the talking.

What do people usually say about you in a usernote?
They don't talk about me. They usually go on about something completely different and off topic and I hate it!

What constitutes as a good/bad usernote?
Example of good: "Hey, babe. I'll PM you my number, call me. I think you have an amazing block of text in your posts. "
Example of bad: " "