So how many user notes do you have?
Slightly above 2000
What do you usually say in a usernote?
Something unrelated, like scissors.
What is the function of usernotes?
Ego-boosting! It's so big now I keep my ego in a warehouse on the other side of town.
What do people usually say about you in a usernote?
Cheap-shots, usually. Like my weight or my height, or my English.
What constitutes as a good/bad usernote?
Long usernotes are bad, unless it's long because the text is size 7. That's ok.

Saying some of this is probably going to come bite me in the ass.