A few years ago on C&C: Red Alert 2 I played a 2 v 2 Clan War with my friend. Unfortunately, his connection messed up as the game was loading, so it was a 2 v 1 against me in a ranked game.

Everbody were Allied nations, in case any of you know the game. Anywho, I decided to go for a Grizzly tank rush and attacked one of the guy's bases. He was totally unprepared and panicked. In RA2, the main building of your base can become a big slow truck if you wish, and he did that. I quickly chased the truck with my tanks, and his partner, with less tanks, tried to head me off, but lost, and the truck was destroyed too, leaving that guy totally smurfed. In this time I'd been building more tanks (Mirage tanks for those who know) and with my surviving grizzlies, I swamped the other guy's base. Mirages don't do a lot of damage to buildings, and I had built them in anticipation of facing more tanks, and he had a few, but not many, and every time he built a unit I'd destroy it, and my grizzlies were wearing down his buildings (and some Prisms (anti-building) had entered the fray by now too) Both he and his partner quit soon after, giving me the win.

Yeehaw.

EDIT: Oh I didn't read the bit about stupid people. I thought it was general online talky stuff.