I'd like to wager a wager against that, Piper McGroul.
Birds are a valid way of life. Become one with them, merge with them, and the span of your life will have enough meaning to sustain a small child until it becomes a green headed RAZOR BACK.
Quoted from one of the world's greatest philosophers.
What I mean is, you can't stereotype birds like this. There needs to be more delectability. Delectability, Chrissy, m'dear.