I make babies cry on a regular basis.

Today, for example, I had four infants and three of them needed to eat. So I had to set them down to make their food. They did not like that. And then the fourth, because the other three were crying, also started crying. And it was noisey, but it was still cute.

And then I got them to stop crying by feeding a bottle to one and food to two at the same time. It was interesting. And I am awesome, just so you know.