Riddle me this

[blackmage_nuke]

1) thats obviously the blindus optomitrus tastlessus toungus soul eternus fish more commonly known as Gughtsyrvsw

2)considering you spelt side without an s making it plural i can only assume there is 1

3)you're all wrong, its not an umbrella, it's a parasol

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i dont understand any of them

[Dagga]

Answers: a) A shoe
b)2 (the inside and outside)
c) An umbrella

[Martyr]

c) An umbrella

or a parasol.