EoFF Post, Issue 05

[-N-]

Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:

The EoFF Post Newspaper

Hi folks. This is Neel here, coming out of the blue to deliver yet another issue of the EoFF Post. You'll notice this is quite an abridged version of our normal content. Turns out you all are just too busy and happening for us reporters to cover everyone, so through some weird twist of logic very few people bothered to contribute anything this issue. I also apologize for my sporadic presence here; indeed, it is ironic for the editor of a newspaper to be so out of the loop with the people he is covering. Regardless of the circumstances, allow me the pleasure of introducing this month's contributors.

The Staff

1. Lynx, Editor/Reporter - What happens when you remove the MVP of the operation out of the picture for a week? An abridged issue.
2. Neel, Editor/Reporter - Like most of my other titles, I don't deserve this one either.
3. Old Manus, Cartoonist - Out of all the incarnations of the EoFF Post and for all its issues, Manus is the only one who consistently delivers time and time again with his comics. I thank him for all the good laughs he's given me over the times I've worked with him.
4. Behold the Void, Reporter - Void continues to educate me on awesome games I will never get to play because I have no free time anymore. His writing is exceptional and since he has joined the Post staff he has never failed to deliver.
5. foa, Reporter - foa is back after a brief hiatus doing who-knows-what with who-knows-whom. Sounds scandalous, doesn't it? Wait until you read her offering this month. Then you will realize you're a dirty asshole, and foa is the best.
6. Rye, Reporter - The only one to answer this editor's desperate plea for more personnel, Rye's article this month is exceptional. Follow her intrepid reporting on the front-and-center of Page 1.

Once again, I apologize for the abridged content and the odd look. I don't quite know what went wrong when I put together the paper but it looks a little weird. I hope you enjoy the fruits of this dwindling staff's labor.

- N

[Levian]

Huh, doesn't work to click "read more", it only brings you to the article index, and the 5th issue is not there.

[Rye]

Oh, this is so exciting. It was great contributing.

[Old Manus]

Sisters are doing it by ourselves

[McLovin']

:magus: Well that is very...interesting.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'll sticky this a while so it doesn't get drowned like last time. Enjoy it, y'all.

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Huh, doesn't work to click "read more", it only brings you to the article index, and the 5th issue is not there.

All the read more links work for me. Try harder next time.

[Yamaneko]

Actually they don't. Try a couple on the fourth page.

[Levian]

Yeah, it's really still not working. Maybe it's because you're logged in.

And the articles shown in the Latest Articles box is all from Issue 4.

[fire_of_avalon]

They're right, sugar. When I log out, clicking on the "read more" of articles on pg.4 takes you to the archive list thing. Weirdo beardo.

[Chemical]

First time I've seen the EoFF post.

Huh.

I need more time to digest and formulate an oppinion.

[rubah]

do we have to register;.;

[Yamaneko]

They might as well put a barcode on our foreheads.

[fire_of_avalon]

EVERYONE STAY CALM I AM SURE NEEL KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

In the mean time, I can sing Billy Joel songs to entertain you.

[Rye]

EVERYONE STAY CALM I AM SURE NEEL KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

In the mean time, I can sing Billy Joel songs to entertain you.

Uptown Girl, please.

And yeah, I'm sure he'll have it fixed soon. xD