View Poll Results: Why do they have heart attacks?

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  • That spiders heart is especially weak, an that is why it has that trouble.

    2 13.33%
  • It's very fragile an scares easily, but it has a regular spider heart.

    5 33.33%
  • It just can't cope with stressful situations.

    4 26.67%
  • It forces the heart attack as suicide, because it thinks: "It's better than crunch time".

    4 26.67%
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    Getting eaten sucks, heart attacks suck, so why does the spider do this? No one will ever know.

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    I can't believe some of you prefer spiders to Geckos!
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    I know two people who'd really hate this thread.
    You only know one. Moshy doesn't exist.

    When you stop to learn the rest of the story you'll see that the spider really deserved it. You see, the gecko was a happy gecko, strolling about, eating his bugs, and generally having a good time. One day he was hungry so he decided to go for a stroll in his favorite field and munch on some flies. As he padded through the pond and then leaped about the logs he was so happy knowing what a delicous snack was about to come his way. When he finally got to the field all was not well. Something terrible had happened. Something dark, tragic, and sinister. All the flies were gone. "What could have happened to them?" you might ask yourself. You already know what happened to them. The spider ate them! That sinister spider moved in on the field, spinning web after web, until all the flies were his to suck the juices out of. Don't think the spider planned it all by himself though. This sinister spider was a part of the bug mafia, smuggling drugs and eating flies everywhere. He had a heart attack because he was on cocaine while the gecko was chasing him. That's all I have to say about that!
    That's exactly the sort of thing spiders get up to. But people still like them. They'll probably hear that story an build spider rehab centres. But the Geckos would raid them anyway.

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    I prefer ants to both, really, and cockroaches to neither.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    I know two people who'd really hate this thread.
    You only know one. Moshy doesn't exist.

    When you stop to learn the rest of the story you'll see that the spider really deserved it. You see, the gecko was a happy gecko, strolling about, eating his bugs, and generally having a good time. One day he was hungry so he decided to go for a stroll in his favorite field and munch on some flies. As he padded through the pond and then leaped about the logs he was so happy knowing what a delicous snack was about to come his way. When he finally got to the field all was not well. Something terrible had happened. Something dark, tragic, and sinister. All the flies were gone. "What could have happened to them?" you might ask yourself. You already know what happened to them. The spider ate them! That sinister spider moved in on the field, spinning web after web, until all the flies were his to suck the juices out of. Don't think the spider planned it all by himself though. This sinister spider was a part of the bug mafia, smuggling drugs and eating flies everywhere. He had a heart attack because he was on cocaine while the gecko was chasing him. That's all I have to say about that!
    Spiders are the sixth biggest drug importing business in the entire world. Sxith.

    Think of the Geckos as a police unit for the Animal Kingdom.

    T.J. Gecko!

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    I think the gecko and spider are cute. ;_;
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    rye would probly make the spuder and the gecko..have some kida weird spidery geckoish lovechild...yup...

    Sephiro this here.

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    I don't like this thread, either. D:

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    Well I love it. An so does the worlds population of Geckos.

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    Spiders suck because they're small, camoflaged, and they poison people for no reason. I'd like them if they just ate flies, but instead thay also have to suck.

    Geckos, on the other hand, eat flies and don't suck. They force weak hearted spiders to heart attacks and eat them too.

    Conclusion: I like this thread very much. It makes me happy.
    In fact,. I'm adding it to my Favorites list so I can visit here when I'm feeling down.

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    That gecko reminds me of a young man I once knew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephirothishere View Post
    I think the gecko and spider are cute. ;_;
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    rye would probly make the spuder and the gecko..have some kida weird spidery geckoish lovechild...yup...
    That would be a wonderful idea. But I much rather like the idea of putting twin bows on their head and making them be friends that go to ice cream socials together.


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    THE SPIDERS??????' THE PERSON WHO WAS GONNA HAVE AN HEART ATTACK WAS ME!!!!

    And all you care is with spiders or those horrible insects?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    Perhaps if you pretend the spider is dancing, an the Gecko is singing a song, you might not find them so scary?
    I would find that disturbing.

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    Geckos win overall. Why you ask? Because, they are reptiles. Whats the baddest animal? The komodo dragon. Whats the komodo, a reptile. Therefore Gecko=Reptile=Komodo Dragon=SPiders lose.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I know two people who'd really hate this thread.

    I think the gecko and spider are cute. ;_;
    im a reptile/amphibian expert, and trust me, 99% of all geckos are VERY AGGRESSIVE. fantastic gecko picture anaisa! i love it!

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