Too Many Best Posts/Threads Ever

[Evastio]

I always keep seeing people post

Best. Thread./Post. Ever.

whenever they think a thread is really funny.

My Question to you is: What do you consider to be the best thread and/or post ever?

[Psychotic]

I can't decide between this, this or this, all created by the best member ever. I love you, Louise. And I still miss you so much. R.I.P.

[Jigsaw]

Well, one of them has to be the best. I wish I've been around long enough to know what it was!

[The Unknown Guru]

This one.

[Bunny]

This one.

That one.

[Fire_Emblem776]

The one that got in to the archive of course ^_^. About Lulu and her rack.

[DarkLadyNyara]

I thought my Official Spam Thread was a great idea, but Leeza didn't agree.

I don't have any real favorites. Although this post was pretty good. I had it sigged for a while.

[Martyr]

Once, a long long time ago, maybe a year or two ago, there was a post by Psychotic involving some picture and a line that I'll never remember and therefore may never locate ever again, but i swear it made me laugh for a full hour.

A full hour every time I thought about it for two weeks after it was posted.

And I hate that it was Psychotic because everybody gives him mad credits for nothing else that I've found remotely interesting. The joke wasn't even that funny on the surface. Stupid FF joke. But... Geez, man. It was his/hers/its (I don't know what Psy is).


EDIT: FOUND IT!
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=60692

wtf?
Congratulations, my friend!
See, it isn't funny. But it's freaking hilarious!

Edit: I found it pretty quick for an impossible to find post by Psy among probably thousands. Apparently he only posted in General FF about 8 times in the whole of 2005.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, that was pretty dumb, but hey, even I have my moments.

[Old Manus]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=42840

[Xander]

that one about cids knights being the shinra sticks out to me. xD I forget who said it... Oh and some post that seifer someone made about someone being a pimp in an FF game or something *vague memories*

[Mitch]

For once, I agree with the guy in Red.

You should never, never, NEVER say 'I Love You' to a girl, EVER!

Do not make that mistake, EVER! It is absolutely wrong to do so.

There is only one time you need to tell her you love her and thats if you want to have sex. If you feel like having sex with your chick then, sure, go ahead and say 'Oh honey, you are so special to me, so precious. I love you and am glad to have met you '

Then you are more or less guaranteed to have some kinky action.

But apart from that.... NEVER!

One: It is a sign of male weakness.

Only the weak show their emotions. A true man does not do such a thing.

Two: It makes sure that the girl knows her place!

If you tell a chick you love her, she'll get all sorts of silly ideas in her head about the future and having your babies and being married etc... MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER IN CHECK!

Three: It gives the girl something to work at.

If you tell a girl 'I love you'... it's sort of like completing a game and seeing the ending. There's nothing left for her to work hard towards! She will have no more aims, nothing to achieve. If you say nothing, it makes sure that she has to keep working very hard for your affections.

And Four: There could be something better around the corner.

If you say 'I love you' to a girl and she gets all happy and then BAM! Two days later you meet an even hotter chick... you'll have wasted your affections for no reason.

Let me give you an example. Say you buy a Nintendo Wii this Christmas for $200 and all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE Sony suddenly announce they were joking about the PlayStation 3 price and release the PlayStation 3 for only a $100 with 5 games ()... you'll have wasted your money for no reason!

Get what I am saying, dude? There is always something better around the corner!

So there is absolutely NO REASON to tell a girl you love her unless you want a bit of bedroom action, in which case it is perfectly fine to lie Only say 'I Love You' IF YOU WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN!

Remember! Give her something to work for and don't put any ideas into her head

Listen to your friend Devil Man for he talks wisdom

Best. Post. Ever.

[Nasarian Altimeros]

Ever

This Forum

EDIT: Whoever recommended that that guy commit suicide is my hero.

[sephirothishere]

my posts where i mention im a cool dude...and when others mention it aswel..theyre clearly geniuses....

[Captain Maxx Power]

Anything posted by me is pretty much guaranteed to be gold.