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    A seagull crapped on me. I hate seagulls. Do you hate seagulls? Little turds. Discuss the most annoying bird on the planet, while I go take potshots at them out of my bedroom window.

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    I hate all birds, but undoubtedly...

    The sooner Seagulls become Extinct and wiped off the Face of the Earth, the Better!

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    Everytime a seagull craps on you, an angel gets its wings.
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    there was a picture here

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    Hahaha.

    Well, we have Seagull Managers at work - they turn up out of nowhere, flap around making a lot of noise, crap on everyone then fly off.

    Leaving everyone to take care of cleaning up the mess.

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    Maybe it was a lesbian seagull and crapping on you was its way of propositioning you?
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    My way of responding will be to shoot it.

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    I was sitting their enjoying the nice weather and a milkshake! I was totally off guard. They don't even have any honour.

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    Maybe you should stay out of their pooping spots, Dan.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    If it was a pooping spot there would have been poop all over the place, an d that was clearly not the case because I would not have sat there. No, they're just evil predators, and it was an attack. Cold blooded.

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    Maybe it was karma, coz you hurt them unwittingly when you were a child or something. Your past sins returned to ha'nt you and the only way you could ever be redeemed...was to have a poopy-head?
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Did it poop in your milkshake?
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    I think they're amusing because they sound really pathetic. They can wail like no other those seagulls.

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    They are extremely acurrate

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