I was writing this essay today (don't ask what for it's none of your beeswax!) and I got this idea and I had this idea.

The idea is none of your business either!

Anyway I went out to get something to drink and I saw there was no soda in the fridge. Crap! I was thirsty!!

I couldn't go to the store because the store was closed. I think the other store was open but I really don't like the owner, he says I steal stuff. I don't!! Well I did that one time, but I was hungry okay.

But anyway. I started drinking water from the tap, which was pretty good. Why didn't anyone tell me before how good water is!

So that's my story. Do you like water?