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    Ok, a dude has a pistol and olny knows how to fire and reload it and is fighting a dude with a knife and ninja skills who would win?

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    Does this actually have anything to do with video games?

    It's funny when people typo "stupid"

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    Me because I'm the ninja, fool.

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    I donno, typoing Sephiroth is kinda lawl.

    I would probably say the dude with the Gun.

    Cause Ninja skills comes in many forms, one might not be Assassination.

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    I'll just assume Leon vs. Krauser was a close enough simulation and say the pistol guy.

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    The ninja would win simply because the man with the pistol OLNY knows how to fire and reload it. He doesn't even know how to breath, guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oddler View Post
    The ninja would win simply because the man with the pistol OLNY knows how to fire and reload it. He doesn't even know how to breath, guys.
    nither does the Ninja.

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    Depends on how good of a shot the guy was and so on, sow ho knows it could go either way. The guy could shoot the ninja or miss then the ninja kills him.

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    First and most important question...can the ninja become invisible?
    If I had a nickel everytime someone asked a stupid question I'd be rich and wouldn't waste my time on these stupid forums



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    You guys obvioulsy havent seen the Punisher. You know the scene where the guy says " Youre an idiot. Bringing a knife to a gunfight", then the Punisher clicks a button and the knife shoots out. The ninja oculd just throw a knife. Ive seen people that missed at point blank range.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    If the guy has good aim then the pistol bitch should win.

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    Only if the guy with the gun is a cowboy.

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    The ninja, 'cause you didn't state if the guy with a gun can run and hide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukasa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by oddler View Post
    The ninja would win simply because the man with the pistol OLNY knows how to fire and reload it. He doesn't even know how to breath, guys.
    nither does the Ninja.
    I call BS.

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    Solid Snake beat Grayfox, but he punched him so I guess that doesn't count.

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