Choose a topic that no one cares about

Here are some I made earlier
http://www.forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=87640
http://www.forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=83810
http://www.forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=80741
http://www.forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=83503