I which I had nunchuck skills.

Heck, I just wish that I knew how to kick.

I got no real martial art skills or marital art skills or nuthin', but let me tell you, bro, I know how to throw like it's nobody's business. So if you feel like fighting me, make sure it ain't nowhere where there's lots of rocks around because I'll pull a David and Goliath on you faster than you can say, "But I don't even know how to spell Philistine!"

So, what are your skillz?

Fess up now. I know all you RPG gamers are so infatuated by this crap that you go and become blackbelts in karate.