Fighting Skillz

[Martyr]

I which I had nunchuck skills.

Heck, I just wish that I knew how to kick.

I got no real martial art skills or marital art skills or nuthin', but let me tell you, bro, I know how to throw like it's nobody's business. So if you feel like fighting me, make sure it ain't nowhere where there's lots of rocks around because I'll pull a David and Goliath on you faster than you can say, "But I don't even know how to spell Philistine!"

So, what are your skillz?

Fess up now. I know all you RPG gamers are so infatuated by this crap that you go and become blackbelts in karate.

[Shlup]

My dad keeps trying to teach me to rock the nunchucks. I have padded ones. But every since I hit myself in the head with his wooden ones I don't want to play anymore.

So my fighting skillz are, uh... none.

[Kuroshima]

Boxing, I like it, it's fun.
SO my skillz are Boxing.

[rubah]

I'm good at picking up people littler than me and younger and holding them upside down!

[Vikeve]

Im awesome there not much more to it really.... fighting skillz I have none! Luckily my friends kick ass ive seen some of my friends fight before and Jordan ripped that poor kid up! Jordan does take martial arts or i don't know what its called i do know that his teacher if you don't do what he says like block when he says so you will get smacled to the ground.

But a little kid I was talking to said he could fight since he watches power rangers so cute.


My brother and his friends know how to fight so if i have a problem I call on them but most of the time I get along with everyone. i did get mad at this one boy on my bus and someone on the bus said "hey thats Will's sister" and his huge grin chabged to a look of terror so quickly...... I can't say its not funny cuz it its.

[StarlightAngel]

My skillz consist of kicking peoples in the shins. And poking. And clawing with my uber long nails of death (which aren't really that long).

[Ashley Schovitz]

I kept this a secret from everyone, but for the last two years I'be been taking Capoeira lessons and I'm in high rank and please no brank dancing jokes.

[TidusMaster]

man, i have such awesome fighting skills. i have a lvl 24 katana skill man. i owned my science teacher for giving me a bad 84% on my test today.

[LunarWeaver]

Learning to fight all properly takes too much effort and time. I am a master of the sissy slap though.

[RiseToFall]

When I get drunk that's when my crazy skillz come out.

[blackmage_nuke]

ive been known to bite & claw when the occasion calls

[fire_of_avalon]

I bite really smurfing hard.

[Leeza]

I have a Green Belt in Karate, but I haven't kept it up.

[Roto13]

I have MaGiCaL pOwErS!

[Sylvie]

When I read this thread, I head-butted my dog so hard that we both screamed.