I'm a Fighter, Not a Lover

[Martyr]

What are you?

[Mitch]

Bipedal, sometimes.

[Roogle]

It really would depend on the situation, you know.

[nik0tine]

I'm not a fighter, but that doesn't mean I love anybody.

[The Devil Man]

Hmm... tricky. For you see...

Your friend Devil Man is much loved by many women all over the world. So they all come onto him and beg him to make love to them.

This naturally makes their boyfriends very jealous

So they challenge Devil Man to a battle...

To the Death!

But the second they see me and see my true beauty and how stunning I am, they automatically understand why their girlfriends are in love with me and want to have mad, passionate hot sex ALL NIGHT LONG with your good friend Devil Man

So they instantly forgive Devil Man and their girlfriends

Which means they no longer want to challenge Devil Man...

Indeed, they happily give SEXY Devil Man permission to make love to their girlfriends!

And Devil Man obeys their EVERY command

So therefore, Devil Man is definetly a lover

[Strider]

[NeoCracker]

I'm a Pimp

[NGU]

I'm a Pimp

so a+b then good good. Your ho's are leving you.

Now me here im what you would call a protaganist. I'm goosd at making fights and getting out of em is just as easy.