Tolkien stuff again: does anyone else want to be an Elf?

[escobert]

Witchking plz thx.

[Mirage]

I always wanted to be an elf character back when I used to play "Dungeons and Dragons", but becoming one in real-life has never really been a wish of mine.

Changeling is clearly the D&D race. :p

[Madame Adequate]

That's retarded. You can't apply logical rules to a fictional race of people! Every fantasy author interprets the logistics of elves differently. In the Forgotten Realms universe, for instance, elves do have pointed ears, have frail waif-like body structures, and live about six times longer than humans. And it's not like Tolkien invented elves either. They were originally depicted as michievous imps, and let's not forget that whole Christmas thing.

More of an Old Manus loving Jedi Pupu than anything to do with elves, really...

[Mitch]

I've always wanted to be an elf.

And it turns out I can be. I created a Night Elf Rogue and when the expansion comes out I might create a Blood Elf. My main character, though, is a dwarf.... 'cos they're awesome.

What?

[Xaven]

Nope. I'll be a plain old human, thank you. :D

I've always wanted to be an elf.

And it turns out I can be. I created a Night Elf Rogue and when the expansion comes out I might create a Blood Elf. My main character, though, is a dwarf.... 'cos they're awesome.

What?

You know it.

[Christmas]

I will be a night elf priestess of the moon and summon stars to crush NANNY MANUS to death.

[DarkLadyNyara]

your good friend Devil Man would like to know how it feels to be physically ugly and unattractive.

There's a wonderful item that can help with that. It's called a mirror. :rolleyes2

It would be kinda cool to be an elf. But I'm content as I am.

[Sylvie]

We worry about you, Peter.

Off-Topic:
could anyone please tell me what the heck this is supposed to mean?

Its supposed to mean that we worry for you for wanting to be some weird race.

[Samuraid]

There's really no point in fantasizing over being a fictitious being.

Elves (as described by Tolkien specifically) are cool, but as Xaven said, I'm glad to be a plain old human.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'd much rather be a hobbit, see.

Yes. But a Tookish hobbit that sees the world and is crazy.

your good friend Devil Man would like to know how it feels to be physically ugly and unattractive.

There's a wonderful item that can help with that. It's called a mirror. :rolleyes2

Ahahahahahahaha.

[Madame Adequate]

I've always wanted to be an elf.

And it turns out I can be. I created a Night Elf Rogue and when the expansion comes out I might create a Blood Elf. My main character, though, is a dwarf.... 'cos they're awesome.

What?

Dwarves are clearly the best not-Tauren race.

[Quindiana Jones]

I've been an Elf for three years now.

[Jigsaw]

Can I still have short hair as an elf? The long hair would just get in my soup all the time.

[Old Manus]

I hear they're all elves in Norway and Sweden

[Korosuke]

like...what r elf's most distinguishing habilities?
just curious u guys....LOL