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    I forged a note saying I went to a wedding to get out of one of my Math Exams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supergyration! View Post
    I didn't plan. I purely executed.
    Pretty much. I made it to school. I got bored. I walked out of class. I walked out of the school. I walked 2 miles to my house. I played some games and ate when I got home. I had fun. I'm not saying that you should try that if you're still in school. It was fun, though.

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    I can't just walk out of school in my school there is a lot of securtiy gaurd i tried just walking away and I got stopped i just said that i was lost they didn't believe me but nothing happened.

    I normaly fake sick at home at school does the trick all of the time. One time I was with a teacher i liked and i spent 80 minutes with her instead of going to gym i think it was that was pretty cool. I also sneak into classes I like its the perfect plan I formulated muhahahah...

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    s/school/work/ these days. I just pull a sickie Long as it isn't too often, nobody will notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QUINA
    I DO WHAT GO WHEN I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?

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    Oh, nothing as entertaning or as elaborate as what you did. Just the usual. Going into the bathroom and making barf noises, etc. Doing jumpingjacksto get sweaty.
    --Box Box Box Box

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    hmmm. I twisted my ankle and made it get swollen. COuld barely walk without mild to small pain, so I didnt have to go to school. I also purposely didnt finish projects so I didnt have to go to school. Usually was a Friday. Bonus
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    thats right i had a friend who twisted her own ankle so she wouldn't have to try out for something but i could not sse myself doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    My case was a bit similar to yours, Jowy. (I enjoyed reading that, btw) Except I went and slept in the woods 'cause I didn't know where else to go. It was comfortable, but not as peaceful as it sounds. Stupid chirping birds.
    Norwegian woods <3

    I hate missing school so I don't really try'n lie my way out or anything. I'm sure if the rare occasion arose when I really didn't wanna go, my parents'd let me skive anyways.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I rarely missed a day in high school. Now uni on the other hand, if I wanted to sleep in and had early classes and nothing due, I simply did not go.


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    I drove a nail through my forhead to get out of school.
    It didn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    What's the most elaborate plan you've ever executed to get out of doing something you didn't feel like?

    Well... there was this girl who was in love with Devil Man (as ALL women are) and she wanted to be with him ALL the time (as ALL women do) because as you know, Devil Man is the best

    Sadly, she wasn't good enough, in Devil Man's wonderful eyes, to be his girlfriend. Being Devil Man's girlfriend is truly an honour for any Beautiful Goddess...

    So Devil Man told her he had contracted the famous sexually transmitted disease, syphillis, after having unprotected sex with 2 ladyboy hookers in Thailand :aimblush: And now Devil Man's penis had turned into a funny purple colour

    It 'twas a dirty little lie! :laughing:

    But it did the trick!

    The Not-So Beautiful Goddess swiftly left Devil Man alone and got herself a boyfriend who was nowhere near as great as Devil Man, but was good enough for her
    Only you would think of something like that

    I went to school all the time. Its alright.

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    Use my talent of being a wuss, fake cry, pretend i'm sick and put the thermometer near a heater so it'll be about 39 degrees then show it to my mum so it looks like I got a fever.

    A day's worth of lovely rest!
    was all like to who was acctually feeling due to the fact that :oscar: & :frylock: couldn't go to his b'day party. patted him on the back and :mog: said there's always next year. felt more , felt , but :moose: (who knows when (as the person he is) he came in) was more of a . :magus: jumped in and told that no one really likes him. BROKEN ran everyone over with a :sophia:. So lived happily ever after, especially after he had with :rsl:
    The end!

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    I woke up late for class today. I simply didn't go.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    I tried to get out of an exam because I wasn't prepared. And since there weren't and Jewish Holidays I thought the only possible way would be to go to the hospital so I tried to drink rubbing alcohol hoping it would either make me go blind or atleast make me violently ill.

    Boldly go.

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