Originally Posted by
Jowy
What's the most elaborate plan you've ever executed to get out of doing something you didn't feel like?
Well... there was this girl who was in love with Devil Man (as ALL women are) and she wanted to be with him ALL the time (as ALL women do) because as you know, Devil Man is the best
Sadly, she wasn't good enough, in Devil Man's wonderful eyes, to be his girlfriend. Being Devil Man's girlfriend is truly an honour for any Beautiful Goddess...
So Devil Man told her he had contracted the famous sexually transmitted disease, syphillis, after having unprotected sex with 2 ladyboy hookers in Thailand :aimblush: And now Devil Man's penis had turned into a funny purple colour
It 'twas a dirty little lie! :laughing:
But it did the trick!
The Not-So Beautiful Goddess swiftly left Devil Man alone and got herself a boyfriend who was nowhere near as great as Devil Man, but was good enough for her
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