To theundeadhero, I leave six silver shillings.
To Lekana, I leave my hair shape.
To Azar, I leave my hair pigment.
To themagicroundabout, I leave my estate in the glorious hometown.
To Meat Puppet, I leave my collection of infectious diseases. I've got all the regulars in there like smallpox and chlamydia, but I've also got some rare ones like schistosomiasis and saturday night fever.
To Resha, I leave my signed Martin Keown jockstrap.
And to you, gentle readers of Eyes on FF who have supported me over the years, I leave you my heart. I think it would make a good tennis ball.