What are you getting for Christmas?

[Quindiana Jones]

Devil Man is getting a Brand New girlfriend for Christmas

His current one needs replacing She is past her sell-by-date.

So he shall upgrade her like a computer to a much more sexier one

Spoken like an Alpha Male! Please teach the Beta losers here how it is done.

PS: Any idea why is he banned? His dick size?

Nothing. I haven't known her for that long, and I don't actually know where she's from so I wouldn't be able to send anything.

Oh right! I don't care what I get, for me it really is just the thought.

Omg, you were so cuteeeee back then taking this seriously ~~~~

I sent you those dick pics in the end, I think.