This happened to me once.

Funny thing was, I didn't really expect anybody to find out I was gone.

I was at a forum that had a journal thread, and everybody posted journals, I did too, and nobody ever read them because nobody cared that much about just reading about other people, less me, and then when i said that I'd be gone for a while, somebody made a goodbywe thread. For the first time ever, on the forums, I felt so popular.

It was really wierd. When i returned, there wasn't really any parade though.

So I'll tack that on to this idea:

Nobody cares about the resurrection.