Quote Originally Posted by Owen Macwere View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Devil Man View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Owen Macwere View Post
I LOVE pigs, they are cute, fluffy, fat, pink, and such puchy puchy. lol




That reminds your friend Devil Man of one of his first ex-girlfriends


Your ex-girlfriend owned a pig??, Cute!!. ^^

That's not what your Good Friend Devil Man meant, Owen He-Who-Makes-Great-Signatures Macwere


It was more that she was plump as a little piglet and would go red like one during the Winter. Devil Man feels sad because she was his First Love :sad:

And she dumped your Good Friend Devil Man because she caught Devil Man giving another Beautiful Goddess a Kiss. It was not Devil Man's fault either! The Beautiful Goddess was lonely so Devil Man thought he would comfort her and bring her some joy to brighten up her day by giving her the Greatest Kiss she will ever recieve in her life. Devil Man was only being thoughtful and kind to others...

But his Girlfriend did not see it that way

Since then, Devil Man has avoided plump girls because they remind him of his first true love :sad: