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    A burrito isn't a sandwich.

    I just read the supreme court judges ruling on Yahoo!

    Have you learned any similar reports of such dire, supreme court level significance lately?

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    Care to give a link?

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    I just thought that it was a really wierd and kind of stupid article to see on a front page as famous as Yahoo!

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    This humours me
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    That was really odd.

    The difference, the judge ruled, comes down to two slices of bread versus one tortilla.

    "A sandwich is not commonly understood to include burritos, tacos and quesadillas, which are typically made with a single tortilla and stuffed with a choice filling of meat, rice, and beans," Locke wrote in a decision released last week."

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    Well duh.

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    The classification of food is of extreme significance and I'm glad this was taken to Supreme Court. Otherwise, there would be riots in the street, perhaps a nuclear war. Many would be killed in the conflict, and those who survive will be deformed mutants.

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    I saw my buddy Chavez drink a bottle of tequila over this one. He loves sandwhiches and he loves burritos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by News For Morons
    The difference, the judge ruled, comes down to two slices of bread versus one tortilla.
    Wow, now I know what makes up a sandwich, all these years and the truth is finally revealed.

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    Bush's new right-removing terrorist torture law was pretty big law-related news for me.

    It's probably old though. I'm in Canada; I don't keep up with American laws.

    Wait, is this about sandwhiches or laws? I'm so confused.

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    Subway don't serve sandwiches. They serve filled rolls.

    A sandwich is two slices of regular square bread with some stuff in between.

    A sandwich is not made from "roasted garlic" bread.

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    America keeps at least some of its [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] together, apparently.

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    We can't let the terrorists win. Denying a burrito sandwich status guarantees victory for us.

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    If a burrito was a sandwich, would a sandwich be a burrito? Would a Pop Tart be a sandwich? Would Jell-o be a jam? Damn the judicial system!

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