What do you say to newbies?

[Chloe.]

What do you say to noobs newbies in their newbie threads?

I just say 'Welcome ' or 'Welcome '

[Christmas]

[Jimmy Dark Aeons Slayer]

Whatever comes to mind...

[Chloe.]

I saw that coming

[Levian]

I usually try and make something out of their profile. In this case your name is Chloe, so I'd probably come up with some stupid rhyme about David Bowie.

[XxSephirothxX]

I believe I used to say "Try not to bleed on the carpet" or something like that. But I got too lazy to post in newbie threads most of the time.

[Iceglow]

I used to warn them all of PG and the s3x0ring.

Then I gave cookies out

Now I just say whatever and generally welcome

[Old Manus]

I like to mix it up a little to throw them off

[The Devil Man]

I almost never say anything in Newbie Threads.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

I hardly ever post in them now... I'm just mean like that.

[Jess]

I welcome them and wish them a good time at EoFF.

[Martyr]

I haven't thought of anything smart to say yet.

I'm going to start telling them that I can't think of anything smart to tell them, maybe.

[Misfit]

Hi.

[Fatal Impurity]

i usually just make them welcome then ask if they are female.....then whether they are between 15 and 18 and then just plainly ask them to marry me lol

[Quindiana Jones]

I say things like "If you don't like cats, leave." 'n' (<--- I R TEH KEWL) stuff.