What do you say to newbies?

[Rocket Edge]

Work with monsters.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

" Hello and welcome to Eoff, our most wonderful and glorious forum. Enjoy your stay at the forum, post lots, and take a look at the rules."

I usually say a variation of that, which is my typical welcome.

[RiseToFall]

I say hello and usually leave them a nice pic.

[Cloudane]

I rarely say a lick to the nippers these days, maybe I should start!

You lick their what?

I haven't gotten around to it. But I guess I'd just say "mmmm fresh blood" and grin at them manically.

[Loony BoB]

Very nice, how much?

[Breine]

Something like, "Welcome. Post lots and stick around"