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    Unhappy Arrgh, my bladder

    What's the longest you've had to go without being able to pee? How difficult was it?

    The door of the room I'm in seems to have broken..it has one of those old round door knobs...someone left a while ago and closed it. Nobody will be back at the house for about an hour and a half... I have been drinking a carton of orange juice ALL morning. X_X This may be uncomfortable. Any advice...? xD
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    Go out in the bushes...be a man/panda woman.

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    I once locked somebody's bathroom from the outside where the lock is inside
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    I made a journey and I had to stay about half of the voyage without going to the bathroom... It was terrible... -.-

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    you have a bin dont you? well its time to use it to get rid of your "waste" lol

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    9 hour road trip. I thought I was gonna blow up by the end.

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    Jack, I can't get outside unless I jump out the window, miles from the ground below..xD And there's no WAY I'm using a bin, people will be back here soon and I'm not explaining that... if I just sit here and don't get up at all it makes it a little easier. Getting worse though...
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    oh go on! use the bin! if anyone says anything just balmae it on the cat/dog/pet that always works! lol

    just think about a waterfall and your away!

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    DO YOU HAVE DIAPERS?

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    Hmmm...you could use an empty bottle.

    But that would make it hard since you're female.

    The longest I went without going to the loo, was a day. I was running a stall at a fun fair. It was a killer cuz I had been drinking so much due to the hot weather! >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    DO YOU HAVE DIAPERS?
    *shudder* ...ugh.


    I've been on several road trips and such where I had to hold it in for hours on end - I think it was up to maybe 10 hours or so. Definitely not comfortable... It's worse when you have to do number 2, though :P

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    Turtle Necking!!! lmao

    Umm most I have held it for was about 20 hours but being a guy it's easier, I was at a rock festival and whilst surrounded by lovely ladies, I was not going to whip it out and piss in my empty beer cup.

    I just took tons of immodium tablets to remove the need to use the portaloo's there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    DO YOU HAVE DIAPERS?
    Definitely not comfortable... It's worse when you have to do number 2, though :P
    yeah it feels like a chestburster is forcing its way out of your crack hole.....whilst being simultaneously being buggered by a anal bandit......not nice at all.......not even in the slightest...

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    It's been over an hour and he's coming home later than USUAL, I'm getting very worried and started bouncing up and down... oh god get back soon someone. I can't even stand up anymoreeee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005 View Post
    oh go on! use the bin!

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