Open up a brand new package of floss. For best results, pick a package that is hermetically sealed.

Remove floss.

Inhale.

Keel over from intensity.

Yeah I just bought new floss. I brought some oral-b stuff from home to use, but it's all thin and is kinda like using my own hair to floss with, so I just kinda kept the last foot of my Johnson and Johnson reach Clean-Burst icy spearment menthe verte glacée Waved Floss Soie dentaire cirée on my desk until this evening (which was only like a day but still)

Are you picky about your floss? Did you know that soie is silk in french? my floss is silk. go figure.