Quote Originally Posted by Martyr View Post
Once this dude decided to paint the letter S all over his race car.

When his friends asked, "Dude, why?"

He replied, "Because when I drive by, I want people to say, 'Look at that S Car Go!'"

Get it? S Car Go. Escargo. I'm funnier than a boot to the head, eh?
Are you?
Why did the Chicken cross the road?

So he could use his AK-47 Assault Rifle to pump Martyr full o' lead :shoot:

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He, he, he! I am funny! :chuckle: