A series of music jokes:

A guy goes to a phsychiartist and says
"doctor i feel like a guitar"
and the psychiartrist says
"theres no need to fret"

what do you call 2 hyrdroxides that like music?
Double Bass

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat Minor

How do you make a guitarist scream?
tighten thier g string