was looking for serious answers like "I'd panic" or "I'd enjoy being able to see while it lasted" or "I wouldn't touch it because I'd probably go blind if I did".

id take a picture....
hahahhhahaahah.......

Knowing me I probably wouldn't notice or recognise the cause. I had a half ripped contact lense stuck in my eye for a good week with out realising.
contacts can be painful...how could you not notice????!?!?!?!