What superhero can best use their powers...
...to get their secret identity laid? I'd say Reed Richards. First he shows 'em his prehensile, 2-foot-long tongue. When they wake up from swooning, he says, "you think that's big?"
Sorry, been watching TV Funhouse repeats, but the question still stands.
Spiderman.
8 times as strong.
8 times as perceptive.
8 times as sexy.
Professor Charles Xavier.
Batman's got money. Money makes the world go round and money keeps the girls coming 'round.
i think wonderwoman likes it rough...hahahhahah....
Sephiro this here.
A good Aquaman tentacle rape would win anyone over.
Superman. If he needs a new power, he just makes it up on the spot. Genius. I swear I saw some like that somewhere on www.superdickery.com.
Exactly.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
But does his junk even work? Irony.
I don’t think anyone with invisibility would have much trouble getting some surprise buttsecks.
Well, apart from heroines with invisibility, but they don’t count.
Nah, his legs are all that is crippled, besides Charles would have his way with them and then use his mental powers to make them believe he was the best lay ever...
But seriously, Multiple Man. Can do it many times and even some kinky stuff.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Strong as he is, Superman is "faster than a speeding bullet."
The Flash might not be the best either, for similar reasons.
Robin's pretty flexible, guys like that.
Aquaman blows, so that can come in handy here...
WHOA! Bro! Remember that there's 13 year olds on these forums.
Wow, I hope they don't pick up my reference to anal rape then.
Mr Fantastic.
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