Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
I'd just like to point out: my hair is damn near impossible to get into a mohican.
If your talking about a "mohawk", then try Elmers glue. I recommend the clear stuff.

I look like a zombie.
Mohawk is fun to say, but mohican is better. Actually mohawk makes me think of "MORE PORK!" so I think I prefer that now. Damnit.

Oh yeah, I don't try and get it into a MORE PORK! silly, it just ended up that way because I had slept weird.