Hairy Armpits

[Nominus Experse]

But Quin! This is a SERIOUS matter!
There are bacteria, Quin! Freaking bacteria there! Do you know what that means, Quin?

That we must argue about a very silly, inconsequential topic.
This thread amuses me to no end.

Has anyone tried doing anything notable with their armpit hair? I braided mine earlier, and then I tried swallowing my girlfriend with my armpit.

She ripped out some hair.
That hurts, but it makes a strange sound, almost like velcro.

So I did it more. And now I have a meadow within a forest...