If you could take over any country on Earth, which one would it be?

[NeoCracker]

B-b-but ;_; America is the nicest, sweetest, most loved, bestest country in the universe!!! Don't take it over we're too loved T-T

I think I love you

Yay, let's not get married, and not plan our not wedding, and invite our not friends and get not gifts!

But what about Children? Can I still Eat them?

To keep on topic, how about I take over canada, change its name to Earl, and call myself the Duke, the Duke of Earl.

I like that song.