Quote Originally Posted by mobiletype View Post
On a recent driving lesson I tried to squeeze the car past a bus and an oncoming vehicle. The instructor slammed onto the brakes, gave me a rollicking and told me to 'use my loaf'
This one time at band camp
we do this horn pop thing for marching etc etc
well one day he goes "WHAT'S SO HARD, PUT THE HORN TO YOUR LIPS AND BLOW"