The Light Saber vs The One Ring

[The Devil Man]

Yeah, so like, your Good Friend Devil Man was wondering...

If you were in an Inter-Galactic Battle against Orcs and Storm Troopers, which weapon would be a lot more effective?

Would it be The Light Saber, The Noble Weapon of the Jedi Knight, or The One Ring, Created by The Dark Lord Sauron in the Fiery Chasms of Mount Doom?

Consider their advantages. The Light Saber looks cool and makes great noises and can, like, slash through anything. But The One Ring can make you invisible, so you can sneak behind your enemy and bop him on the head.

I think I'd choose The One Ring

But what would YOU choose?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

awww, i hate you dude!!!!
hmmm, although i love the shire and all that bla de bla de bla, i reckon that the lightsabers would win, cut through the ring completely, maybe

[Ender]

If I were Sauron then definitely The One Ring.

Otherwise, I'd have to go with the Lightsaber. Invisibility is awesome, but The One Ring doesn't make you invincible, and wearing it for too long screws you over anyway with both mental anguish and the likelihood that Sauron's minions will find you and end the war on behalf of the Jedi by slaughtering you.

[JKTrix]

I'd choose the lightsaber as well. The One Ring comes with all kinds of baggage that I wouldn't want to bother with.

[Jowy]

I'd showboat and cut large chunks of meat with the lightsaber and make millions as a famous butcher.

The One Ring would just screw me up.

[LunarWeaver]

Purple lightsabers could beat anything.

[Timerk]

Lightsaber, provided it came with proper training.

Otherwise, I would just end up cutting my own arm off.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lightsaber, easy. I can handle an sword quite well, so the transition shouldn't be too hard.


Also, do I smell a hint of Clerks 2 in here?

[Alastair|UK]

now if got the force with the light saber then u wud just hop over them all and cut of the persons arm off (the one with the ring) amd wulah but hey if not then the ring

[Kuroshima]

I'd use the ring. But I'd take it go to a field a bop all the mice on thier heads.

[fantasyjunkie]

If I had the ring, I could sneak into places and see things that are too vulgar to be allowed to be posted in this forum! :evilking:
The war could wait!

[Zeromus_X]

Purple Green lightsabers could beat anything.

[Mirage]

Probably lightsabers, because George Lucas went ahead and gave those things "infinite power". Yes, they have an infinite power supply inside the handle. With an infinite amount of power, nothing can block it, except another object that has infinite power. Like another lightsaber. Lucas sucks :p.

[rubah]

the thing that doesn't steal your soul plzkthxbai

Hmm. Do you think that the lightsaber would be able to melt the one ring? I forget if mt. doom was special besides being a volcano, so I dunno :O

[Zante]

The ring can do much more than turn the wearer invisible. It certainly is more powerfull than a lightsaber.