lol.
Aboard the Millennium Falcon:
Luke: What's going on?
Han: Our position is correct, but no Middle Earth.
Luke: What do you mean? Where is it?
Han: That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid, it ain't there. It's been totally blown away.
Luke: What? How?!
Obi-Wan: Destroyed, by the Empire.
Han: The entire star fleet couldn't destroy the whole planet. It'd take a thousand ships with more firepower than I've...
Luke: What's that?!
Han: It's a ring. It must have survived the explosion.
Obi-Wan: No, it's THE Ring.
Han: Well it won't be around long enough to bother us.
Obi-Wan: It's no use. You might as well let it go, it can't be destroyed except by being cast into the fire's of Mount Doom.
Luke: Mount Doom?!
Han: I've flown from one end of the galaxy to the other but I've never heard of Mount Doom. And there's certainly no ring that's going to control my destiny.
Obi-Wan gives sly, ironic, smile.




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