I carn't help being insecure about my status with the cool dudes.

Are you both still my friends? I baked you both some muffins to sweeten the deal. Mr. Murder, yours are oatmeal and banana, just how you like them, and Mr. Yamaneko, I know you've always had a fondness for crushed spirits!

PS: If I gave you 20 bucks each could you tell my mother that you're my best friends?