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  1. 11-23-2006, 10:48 PM #1
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    Default cheesiest chat up lines...

    soooo..lthis is jus for fun....personally..i have a few for different situations....like...uhh...one maybe...like..uhh....

    hey...im new in town...can i get some directions....uhh...to your place...

    haahahaha...or if the chick is a lil classier...i might try to be more elaborate....such as...

    *enter vicinity of hot chick talkin on mobile phone* *end fake phone convo with..." see you in zurich..."*
    *look in awe at the hot chick...* then start sayin some sh it about bein an orphan...and startin a school for african kids that dont read good and dont do other stuff good...hhah...works everytime....

    and this one i havent tryed yet...but...if im ever in texas....im soooooo totally gonna do this one....


    hey....how do you get into those tight blue jeans????

    hopefully followed by the chick sayin..."you can start by buyin me a drink..."

    harharhar....

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  2. 11-23-2006, 10:50 PM #2
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    Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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    Nice shoes. Wanna smurf?
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    Is it hot in here or is just YOU? 'Eeeeey! :fonz:
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    "Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U & I together"

    "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

    "I have a .45 automatic pointed at your pancreas...will you join me for a drink?"

    Eeeee!
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  7. 11-23-2006, 11:09 PM #7
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    you smeel like a ponei...

    Love is equal to suffering

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  8. 11-23-2006, 11:23 PM #8
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    <!--"I have a 30 inch penis i´m touching it right now...what are you doing?"

    "I´m touching my Double D boobs...i need something to rub them on!"-->[leeza]*snip*

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  9. 11-23-2006, 11:31 PM #9
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    I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

    well I hope you can too

    wanna go halvsies on one?

    o rly which one?

    cutest couple
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  10. 11-23-2006, 11:51 PM #10
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    sometimes im feelin extra awesome...and id jus be like...."hey there goodlookin.." then i stop lookin in hte mirror...and go out...and do the same line on some megababe...

    Sephiro this here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    I hope I can win a ciddie in the mid years.

    well I hope you can too

    wanna go halvsies on one?

    o rly which one?

    cutest couple
    That one's actually kinda sweet. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
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    "I'm going to touch you in your bathing suit area."
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    "Hey, are those astropants? 'Cos your ass is outta this world!"

    *pick up ice cube....* *smash ice cube* "Now the ice is broken."

    "Hi, I'm hot. Let's have sex."
    'My oh my, who is that dandy man with his jolly fine hat?' wondered the clouds.
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