That made my teeth melt.
"Hey I am not actually coming onto you. The truth is that I have a sperm who's looking for an egg."
A guy once told me that I was his wife's type too...
my personal fav:
*hands girl 500 dollars / pounds / euros*
PG: okay you are my date for tonight.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
got cam
there was a picture here