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    Quote Originally Posted by VengefulRonin View Post
    Leon's magnum Broken Butterfly and his shotgun Riot Gun from Resident Evil 4. Nothing like feeling authentic ^_^ Chainsaw would be nasty, cuz all their icky guts and rotten blood would get all over me
    In actuality, and contrary to my earlier post, a chainsaw is a really bad idea. It can get caught up in their innards, and when it sprays stuff everywhere you better be wearing a full gasmask and have no exposed orifices or wounds. Realistically I'd want a S.W.A.T. outfit, with a gasmask, 9mm pistol, semi-auto SMG, and a lobo for close-range combat.

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    *nods*

    Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

    Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKTrix View Post
    Orange Juice + Energizer = SPITFIRE

    (Play Dead Rising)
    Im gonna start using that
    Liu Kangs chain things like in mortal kombat. That wahy I can attack the zombies, hook their heads, the;n swing them arund hitting other people. Or a Clysdedal Horse named Epona.Have it go Oblivion and curb stomp the dirty deadish dead.
    Edit:Vengeful. You should play DeadRising. Just spin in a circle with the chainsaw.
    Edit or run away and cut them during the run.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VengefulRonin View Post
    *nods*

    Much better idea MILF...not to mention using a chainsaw would be dangerous anyway simply because you'd have to be in really close quarters with the zombies and if you got surrounded, you'd be screwed.

    Hmm...a sniper rifle would be pretty cool, but only if i was in an area where there was no chance of zombies sneaking up on me
    If you manage to get snuck up on or surrounded by a zombie, you deserve what is coming to you.
    Zombies are not impressive, the people they face are incompetent. There is a difference.

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    A spiked staff :love:
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    I'll take a Katana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genji View Post
    I'll take a Katana.
    But why? The upkeep required isn't worth the cutting. A shovel more than suffices.

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    If I can have a person, Albert Einstein. The zombies would argue over his gourmet brain, while I run away.
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    I'd want to be adept at casting White Magic, in that situation. It seems more efficient than a chainsaw or a katana.

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    Hmm...from my experience in zombie films and games; the best way to kill one would be to decapitate it or blow it to smithereens!

    So any type of sharp sword or a few C4s.
    A coward dies a thousand deaths. A soldier only dies ONCE

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    Milk and cookies.
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    If I start with a Combat Knife and a First Aid Spray, I should be alright if I remember to pick up the weapons and ammo inexplicably scattered around the area.


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    My weapon of choice would have to be Barry Burton!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeromus_X View Post
    I'd want to be adept at casting White Magic, in that situation. It seems more efficient than a chainsaw or a katana.
    Well, my chainsaw-polearm works with Spellblade!
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