FFVII - "You know you want this game"
FFVII - "You know you want this game"
FFX-2: Having horny teenage boys searching for a nude patch since 2003.
FFVIII: Gun + Sword = Fun
FFIX: Ooh, Soft
These are my favourites so far, but you're all doing well.Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno
Keep up the good work.
FF7-"I pidy teh foo!'" If Mr. T likes this game, you know that you will too!
FFX- Save the world from a giant, flying, telekinetic whale!
FFII- It's a game that rewards masochism. What's not to love?
FFVI - Ever wanted to beat up a clown? Here is your chance
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
FFIX-Where you can get pwned by a girly man...twice!
FF4- Is the moon really made out of cheese?
FF7- 7 is a magic number.
FF8- Anti Social? Think there is no hope? This game proves a hot blue clothe wearing girl can be coming your way.
FF9- And you thought we were out of character ideas.
FFX- No Moogles!
FF11- Like WoW but with F's.
All: The game that has final, but never ends.
FF7: The giant sword explains it all, KILL!
FF1: The game that the main characters don't speak.
FF2: A guy named Guy.
FF6: Do you hate circus freaks? Then kick Kefka's ass!
FF8: The gun that doesn't shoot bullets.
FF9: Tinkle tinkle.
FF8: If your a child, its your fate to buy this game...(Just dont forget to play it)
FF10: Having trouble choosing the right religion? Learn how to become a Yevonite.
FFV- Questioning the genders of pirates for way too long
FFVIII - It's Charlie Brown all grown up,except we euthanized the damn dog
FFIV - "Spoony Bards Included"
FFV - The game where the girls look like guys and the guys look like... um girls... uh... the game with sexual identity isuues?
FFX-2 - Hey, I've got an idea, let's make a sequel to FFX that sucks so bad, that people will forget how abysmal the original was!
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
FFVIII: Square has finally let Hot Topic determine characters!
FFIX: We're sorry for Final Fantasy VIII.
FFX: We're sorry for Final Fantasy IX.
FFXI: You'll play anything we put out, won't you?
FFIV: It used to be Final Fantasy II, America!
FF:MQ: We think you're too stupid to play the real games!
Am I the baddest? Am I the greatest?
Sho'nuff
FFI: Saved the company, ruined your brain, any questions?
FFII: The Empire Strikes Back!
FFIII: The only game that gets a COMPLETE makeover!
FFIV: Become a terrorist delivering "packages", steal crystals, highjack airships, and destroy robotic giants. It's FF: GTA!
FFV: Play the pimp-vs-evil-tree verison of FFIII.
FFVI: This game had mobile suits called Magiteks, what kind of name is that?
FFVII: Spiky-haired dude with a big sword who appears to be on a period. Yes, this got the rest of the world interested in Final Fantasy.
FFVIII: A guy who appears to be on a worst period than the spiky-haired dude, what's with us and dudes on periods? Thought only girls get those.
FFIX: Finally, people who act their gender. Home of references and David Bowie lookalikes.
FFX: Ladies & Gentlemen Meg Ryan...I mean, Tidus.
FFX-2: To save Meg Ry-...Tidus, Yuna what any self-respecting lady would do, turn into a Lara Croft ripoff wearing less than half of what she wore one game ago, traveling around in an airship captained by her cousin who has a crush on her...that's the High Summoner Spira loves so much.
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