If you could write a catch-phrase for any FF game, what would it be?
I made this thread ages ago on another forum. I thought that, for the more creative members, this might be fun.
Imagine you are working at Square-Enix in the publicity department. One of your jobs is to create an interesting catch-phrase or slogan for an FF Game. (It can be any one from 1-12, or even a spin-off like Before Crisis). What would it be? Your catch-phrase can be serious, humourous or anything in between.
I've got one for FF X-2: "The only game with an algebraic title!"
FFXII: The one Final Fantasy with the most resemblances to Star Wars yet!
FFXII- Play FFXII and get your license.... board.
FFIV- Rosa picking Petals off a dandilion "Kain, Cecil, Kain, Cecil". She may have a tough time choosing, but we know you'll play FFIV!
FFI- Play the game that started a series which wasted the life of millions!
FFVIII- If you hate planting we don't recommend this game!
FFXIII- Wow, can't wait until the titles get more complitcated...(FFCLXIV)
FFVIII - Worth your time, money, hassle, attention, sweat, blood, tears, efforts, love, laughter, stress and determination
...Geddit?
FFXI - Connecting people
FFTA - Don't leave home without it
FFIX - Maybe she's born with it - maybe it's Maybelline (Garnet's forehead)
FFVII - Because you're worth it.
To quote Adam Sessler on his review of DoC:
FF7- The game that was emo before emo was emo
NB: This is based off the trailer.
FFXIII - The game that did what every title since VIII has been leading to... female main character!
FFVII: There's something about Cloud...
FFT/FFTA: And you thought the battle system couldn't get any slower!
FFIV: The greatest twist in video-gaming history! (SPOILER)The bad guy's from the moon!
This is a signature.
Goldenboco wins.FFI- Play the game that started a series which wasted the life of millions!
FFX -Proving that flashy graphics, voices, and decent music can make up for the abscence of good plot...
FFVII - The big sword is in no way compensating for anything lacking...
FFT - enraging religious zealots since 1998...
FFIX - FF now comes in super-deformed sizes...
FFII - Do you like repitition? Do we have a game for you...
FFVI - It has opera, it has to be educational...
FFXII - What if we combined FF, Star Wars, and LOTR?
FFXIII - Proving once again that "Fantasy" is an option over at SE...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
FFIX: If youve ever wanted to see a fat, talking, blue elephant and a transvestite team up as villains...
LOL.Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
FFX: Follow the adventures of seven dwarves as in their quest of defeating the giant whale! PS: This game sucked.
FFVII: Fans of bitch should buy this game, the main character had to fight the love of mother and her son, Bitchroth. There's also a cool character named Vincent, he kick his own ass. Awesome.
The Late Owen Macwere Production.
lol
Some of these are good but i'm to dumb and uncreative to think of one
FFI: Outdated nonsense.
FFII: Outdated nonsense.
FFIII: Surprisingly non-crap
FFIV: Few interesting invigorations help to cover the fact that it’s outdated nonsense.
FFV: No, we can’t believe that people think that the game-play makes up for the cookie-cutter characters.
FFVI: No seriously. Try and play this game without seeing a single glitch.
FFVII: For the love of God, at least play the game before watching AC. Then at least you will just look like a fanboy when you say you like that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ty movie.
FFVIII: Several years from now we will reveal that this game was just a 40 hour technical demo.
FFIX: For all those assholes who just read the abstract summaries of 100 page reports. Bastards.
FFX: ZOMG TEH LULU FAP FAP FAP I CAME
FFX-2: See above.
FFXI: Haha, as if FF fans weren’t sad enough before we brough MMOs into the equation.
FFXII: Hurry up and release it in NZ so I can ditch it already.
FFI - The ripoff from the famous web-comic, 8-bit theater. All copyright belongs to Brian Clewinger.
FFIV - Unless you like seeing damsels in distress that yells "Oh, save me, Cecil!" then don't play.
FFVI - Good one. Tarzan and world's best evil laugh are contained in this game.
FFVII - This game is for people who are into gravity. Or hair gel.
FFVIII - Prepare for an array of girls ranging from hands down sexy to hideosly ugly!
FFIX - A remake of Lethal Weapon. And it's a Grand one. Comes along with a monkey figure.
FFX - And they say Squeenix games don't have bugs.
FFX-2 - A tutorial for fashion desginers.
FFXI - Another MMO. That's it.
FFXII - If your not into politics and girls that wear stuff like those in FFX-2, this is not recommended.
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