Doesn't happen often, but that made me laugh out loud. Thanks.Originally Posted by Darth Cid
Doesn't happen often, but that made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Am I the baddest? Am I the greatest?
Sho'nuff
These are funny. I'll try.
FF1: We'll throw you for a loop.
FF2: 3100 Damage against the best armor in the game! WTF?
FF3: More Airships than you can crash into a boulder.
FF4: Shiny Happy People Holding Hands!
FF5: (The Pirate is Hottt)
FF6: Pretty in Pink
FF7: Pretty in Black.
FFI: Not Bankrupt After All
FFII: Just Kidding, Lol
FFIII: This One We're Serious Again
FFIV: People Dying Left and Right Before Aeris Even Existed
FFV: The Job System You Always Wanted Us to Reuse with a Good Story
FFVI: Guess the Main Character and Win a Free Vacation to Bora-Bora
FFVII: Quick, Love It Before It's Cool to Hate
FFVIII: He's Not Based Off Gackt, Let It Go
FFIX: Worth 50 Bucks Just to Hear Vivi's Theme
FFX: The One Where Players Hypocritically Constantly Whine about a Main Character They Define as Being Unlikable because He Whines.
FFX-2: Nooj Haha
FFXI: Join Now and Learn Why MMO's Will Make Humanity Disgust You
FFXII: More Weapons than Characters, What Else Do You Want
Last edited by LunarWeaver; 11-27-2006 at 07:34 AM.
Proof once again that Lunar's wit is as sharp as ever.
FFI: What?!? You've never heard of Dr. Unne?
FFII: Death around every corner... literally
FFIII: Can't decide what character type you want, switch at anytime!
FFIV: Too many people died in FFII, let's have them all live this time!
FFV: Even better than FFIII, you can keep stuff from previous jobs! Oh wait, that makes it too easy? Damnit!
FFVI: More PCs than you know what to do with, even when you have 3 parties
FFVII: Yeah we ditched Nintendo. Oh you want to know about this game? Overrated really...
FFVIII: Amnesia. Time Compression. Girlfriends? All right we're confused too.
FFIX: What did you like about the old games? We'll toss it all together as best we can.
FFX: More whining than a newborn
FFX-2: Feminism gone sexy
FFXI: We want to make a ton of money too!
FFXII: Our battle system has worked for 10 games, let's change it!
THE JACKEL
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FF7- The Mcdonalds of fanboyism, over 99 billion served
New Set
FFI: I hit all the black magic shops and I STILL can't find Hakoden.
FFII: We decided to parody The Westside Story, "I just fought alongside a girl named Maria!"
FFIII: The final boss is a cloud.
FFIV: The one where the main character goes from dark to light...like Michael Jackson.
FFV: The main character is named Butz?
FFVI: A clown takes over the world, I knew the circus was up to something damnit.
FFVII: It's four games after FFIII, and the main chacter is now named Cloud.
FFVIII: ...Whatever.
FFIX: The Matrix has you.
FFX: A guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.
FFX-2: Save the world against a guy who looks like the guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.
FFI: a loop of time and magic crystals, whats not cliché about that?
FFII: taking stat grinding to an all new level
FFIII: now we have jobs in our fantasys to?!?!
FFIV: A wedding in a FF OH THE HORROR!!!
FFV: I just finished my day job...why would I want another one?
FFVI: lets throw alot of random characters into a game...backstores? who cares.
FFVII: just ignore it...maybe some day its ego will die...
FFVIII: wow...the gunblade...and I thought Square was running out of ideas...
FFIX: Take FF I-VI and chop it up to make a salad of ultimate evil!!!
FFX: Proving that whiners can actually kick ass
FFX-2: FINAL FANTASY DRESS UP!!!
FFXI: FF online...another way for square enix to waste even more of your time...
FFXII: Turn based gameplay in disguise...
FFT/FFTA: WTF? why is everything and everyone on a grid...wouldn't someone notice that by now?
A new set...
FFI - When you were imagining your "epic fantasy" adventure, did you ever think it would involve looking for a dead rat's tail for a dragon?
FFII - More Star Wars references than FFXII
FFIII - Are Onion Knights like Cabbage Patch Kids?
FFIV - Ever wanted to play a game where you started off as Darth Vader and then became Luke Skywalker? No I didn't think you did...
FFV - My party is composed of a guy named Butz, a cross-dresser, a prissy princess, a senile old man, and an even younger, prissier princess... I think I'll take "Luke Skywalker" back...
FFVI - The only game where the world ends and the game still insists that you have to do something about it.
FFVII - the only game where you actually hope the bad guys will win...
FFVIII - The game about love... Too bad that pretty much alienates the fanbase...
FFIX - Somehow, I always knew that FF's "roots" pertained to the secret war between Bobble Heads and the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
FFX - Because Square hates you...
FFX-2 - Because god hates you...
FFXI - World Domination Plan Stage Two: Release an MMO
FFXII - Cause British actors make everything better. Right?...Right?!...
FFT - Our apology, for releasing FFVII
FFTA - Cause FFT was so good, we had to release this in order to maintain the cosmic balance
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
FF1 - the first game of thousands
FF6 - here everyone of any relevance you meet is either a playable character or an enemy!
FF7 - you save the planet then wonder why you did it
FF9 - you could stop Kuja's evil plans or you could play a really good card game, the choice is yours
FF10 - the first and last of the DVD final fantasies
FF10-2 plus - get angry about how a transition has ruined the best series of games ever.
FF7 advent children - its a film it doesnt necessarily have to be that good
Wolf Kanno's catch-phrases are still my favourites.A new set...
FFI - When you were imagining your "epic fantasy" adventure, did you ever think it would involve looking for a dead rat's tail for a dragon?
FFII - More Star Wars references than FFXII
FFIII - Are Onion Knights like Cabbage Patch Kids?
FFIV - Ever wanted to play a game where you started off as Darth Vader and then became Luke Skywalker? No I didn't think you did...
FFV - My party is composed of a guy named Butz, a cross-dresser, a prissy princess, a senile old man, and an even younger, prissier princess... I think I'll take "Luke Skywalker" back...
FFVI - The only game where the world ends and the game still insists that you have to do something about it.
FFVII - the only game where you actually hope the bad guys will win...
FFVIII - The game about love... Too bad that pretty much alienates the fanbase...
FFIX - Somehow, I always knew that FF's "roots" pertained to the secret war between Bobble Heads and the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
FFX - Because Square hates you...
FFX-2 - Because god hates you...
FFXI - World Domination Plan Stage Two: Release an MMO
FFXII - Cause British actors make everything better. Right?...Right?!...
FFT - Our apology, for releasing FFVII
FFTA - Cause FFT was so good, we had to release this in order to maintain the cosmic balanceI actually chuckled at some of them, and any laughter from me is rare, so great work Wolfy.
Here's some.
FF1- A game involving elemental crystals, let's see.... Might and Magic VIII, Grandia III, yes, we are trensetters.
FF2- Boring characters... but wait! They have names that actually exist!
FF3- Precious Moments or 2D sprites, you decide!
FF4- It has twins.... very unrealistic acting ones... but twins!
FF5- Change classes and play as a crudely-named character!
FF6- THe only FF where the main character is fema.... wait, no main character because we want it that way!
FF7- It has two kitties in it... TWO!
FF8- Play as whiny teens froma military academy! WOO-HOO!
FF9- It is old-school, but 3D!
FF10- Play as a wimpy Abercrombie model!
FFX-2- An RPG for the whole Sorority!
FF11- Reviving of kitty people.... with skimpy outfits.
FF12- More Star War references than the amount of offensive jokes I made!
FF13- We give you absolutely no info, so proclaim how you can't wait!
FF20- It's a fan project, and it has actual politics!
FFT- THe main character has a ponytail!
FFTA- Waste your needless human life!
FFMQ- Because we thinkFF fans are idiots!
These were pretty damn funny.
Thanks Vincent, I'll continue to try and amuse you...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
FFI - The Game where swords are Shiny.
FFII - Proof that anyone can change.
FFIII - We make crappy 8 - bit characters Shiny and new.
FFIV - If you let someone beat the crap out of you, they will eventually dissapear, trust us.
FFV - Proves that Pimpin, is in fact, Easy.
FFVI - The Game of a Submariner.
FFMQ: We were too lazy to make it a challange.
FFVII - If we could have predicted all the CloudXSephiroth Fantasy's, we wouldn't have made this game.
FFVIII - We tried to make a game so horrible we could derail all the annoying VII fanboys, and instead brought about a generation of fans far worse than we could have imagined.
FFIX - We're sorry for our last two mistakes, please forgive us.
FFX - How we didn't go out of business after this one, we do not know.
FFX-2 - After X, VII, and VIII, we realized you people will buy anything we make, and this just proved it.
FFX-2(Yes, another one) - And you though FFMQ was easy.
FFXII - We felt bad for proving our last point with X-2, even we have hearts.
FFT - T.G. Cid will own you all.
FFTA - No Comment.
I marked all offensive ones with *.
FF1- Create people like a PC RPG, but, we make it uneccessary!
FF2- It started the empire-rebles craze!
FF3- Japan is better than you, so you finally get to get it!*
FF4- For transclass players.*
FF5- Boring, sooo boring, but it has a manly girl in it!*
FF6- The one that is really good.
FF7- Mr. T, a flower girl, and a depressed jerk save the world!*
FF8- This has the female lead with no past whatsoever, yet is major!
FF9- The end of jerky main characters.
FF10- The start of girly metrosexual characters.*
FFX-2- It sucks, but you'll buy it anyway!
FF11- It's online and chances are you're broke after a year playing of it.
FF12- It has a bizarrely deep-voiced character!
FF13- It...is...a game, I will tell you more if I could, (could as in, we haven't gotten to that part yet.)
FFT- So.... slow.
FFTA- Buy this or regret, then you will buy it and regret it!
FFMQ- It has a Q in the title!
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