If you could write a catch-phrase for any FF game, what would it be?

[Polnareff]

FF1: Saving Squaresoft's Ass Two Million Copies At a Time!

FF2: The One Where Masochism and Huge Egos Are Rewarded! Screw Magic! "HAY HIT ME WITH THAT RLY BIG SWORD LOLZ"

FF3: How Much Is That Bahamut In The Window?

FFVI: The One That Proves That Any Son of A Submariner Can Learn to Use Ultima By End Game! WTF!

FFVII: The First FF With a Crappy Translation! We Know, We Were Surprised Too.

FFVII (again): Invasion of the Plastic Chibi Dolls With No Mouths!

FFVIII: The Depletion of Square's Sanity Has Begun!

FFIX: See? Told Ya! We Included a Giant Clowny Thing Who Eats Frogs Just To Prove Our Insanity!

FFIX (again): Attack of the Metrosexual Masquerader!

FFX: Ever Wanted to Play As a Meg Ryan Clone in Lederhosen? No? Dammit! Oh Well You'll Play As One Anyway And You'll Like It Too By Cracky!

FFX (again): An FF With a Main Character Who Is a Boy But Looks Like a Girl But Sounds Like a Whiny Boy Who Looks Like a Girl And Wears Lederhosen!

FFX-2: A Game for the Testosterone-Deprived

FFT: One Hell of a Time Sink!

FFTA: A Neverending Story! No, We Mean It!

FFXII: We Did One Hell Of a Bangaa Job, That's For Sure!

FFXII (again): The Kind of Game You Wanna Buy in a Dark Alley Off Some Hooded Guy

FFMQ: Must....eeeeaat.....braaaaains....

[play-on-4eva]

ffx-(shows wakka's hair) the future's bright, the future's orange

[NINJA_Ryu]

FF3: Bored? Unemployed? Try thier jobs today!

FF4: Hamlet. A very deceptive hamlet without (most) of the angst!

FF1: Who ever said you needed a name to save the world?

[Cruise Control]

FF7 - Ding, dong, the witch is dead!
FF8 - Aim for the face.
FF9 - OMG HOBBITS!
FF10 - Pubescant fantasies.
FF10-2 - Feminists suck.
FF11 - Get a significant other.
FF12 - You>God

[Goldenboko]

FFX- Not playing this game is a Sin.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Final Fantasy VII: It's amazing what you can do with Lego.

[starseeker]

FF1: How to create a game where the characters have names but no personality.
FF2: How to be a convincing double agent.
FF4: Death isn't permanent!
FF5: How to wage war on an emulator.
FF6: The only time the villain actually succeeds.
FF7: Let's mess with each other's heads.
FF8: Even the creators don't understand this game.
FF9: Bringing chibi back.
FFX: The only masculine character is a ghost.
FFX-2: Lap dancers fight a whiny emo bastard whose girlfriend left him.

FFXIII: Bring final fantasy into the Matrix

[forgotten_fantasy]

FF1 - yep this definitely is our final fantasy
FF2 - we lied
FF3 - get a real job, play FF3
FF4 - it's too late to change the name now
FF6 - Teach us how to blitz!
FF7 - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....... Sephiroth!
FF9 - so many moogles, so little time
FF10 - Who likes short shorts?
FF10-2 - Square enix - accepting donations now

[Wolf Kanno]

Another set... god I hope I don't get banned for some of these...

FF1 - The game that started it all... and by that I mean it started the generation of people who name their characters certain four letter words...

FFII - Let's "empower" our players by starting the game with their character's home being burned to the ground and then have them be beaten painfully into the ground by the invading army.

FFIII - The game involves Onion Knights (think Cabbage patch kids) that end up fighting an evil cloud. It's like a Care Bear movie, just with more violence...

FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.

FFV - The first FF with an enviromental theme about not exploiting the limited resources of the planet... oh and you fight an evil tree...

FFVI - Can't sleep clown will eat me...

FFVII - The game that gave us "Shiny little golden string of hope" hopefully your girlfriend won't use it in reference to your...

FFVIII - The Real World: Final Fantasy

FFIX - Next time on "Where are they now?" Orko from He-Man!

Orko: So after the catastrophe that ensued from He-Man admitting to what we all knew about him to begin with. I had a hard time going from rehab clinic to rehab clinic for my addiction to "magic dust", not to mention my brief marriage with Cher; I don't advise doing either. Finally in 2000, my friend David Bowie called me up and said he had a role that would be perfect for me. He was going to play some crazy monkey man sky pirate actor thief thingy... I don't know either but it's David Bowie and we just let the man do as he pleases, cause he brings the magic to the production. And I was going to be the depressed magic thingy and I thought "why the hell not? I'll just stop taking my anti-depressants and I'm there! Bam! Money in the bank"

FFX - The main character is a figment of your imagination, the heroine has the personality of interactive furniture, and the one guy is a zombie. Yes truly the most realistic cast of characters in an RPG...

FFX-2 - Put your hand in a blender and turn it on. Good, now know what playing this game feels like.

FFXI - The first step towards getting FF fans to interact with real people... oh who am I kidding. FF fans are the farthest thing from real people...

FFXII - The game that will make you think unholy thoughts about your sister's pet rabbit.

FFXIII - This is so original!!! It has trains going through post apolcalyptic locals, gunblades, and a chick who looks like Yuna... wait a minute...

[Dr. Acula]

FF1= Play as a doormat! Or four of 'em!

FF2= Play as a TALKING doormat!

FF4= Hey, the villian decides he isn't one, a new villian steps into his spaceboots, the dead come back to life and they all become kings and queens! What ISN'T to like?

FF5= Once again, all are royalty, except one ass. His name, ironically, is Butz.

FF6= Do you want clowns, bad translations and more characters than you can handle? FF6 is for you!

FF7= If you want to destroy your brain, just TRY understanding this game's storyline (or Cloud's backstory)!

FF8= 3 sorceresses, all of 'em evil for no reason!

FFTA= Play FFT first, and you'll probably hate this game!

*NOTE* I like all these games (with the possible exception of FF2) so I didn't mean any offence with these. Please don't hurt me.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Another set... god I hope I don't get banned for some of these...

FFIII - The game involves Onion Knights (think Cabbage patch kids) that end up fighting an evil cloud. It's like a Care Bear movie, just with more violence...

FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.

FFV - The first FF with an enviromental theme about not exploiting the limited resources of the planet... oh and you fight an evil tree...

FFVI - Can't sleep clown will eat me...

FFVII - The game that gave us "Shiny little golden string of hope" hopefully your girlfriend won't use it in reference to your...

FFX - The main character is a figment of your imagination, the heroine has the personality of interactive furniture, and the one guy is a zombie. Yes truly the most realistic cast of characters in an RPG...

FFX-2 - Put your hand in a blender and turn it on. Good, now know what playing this game feels like.

FFXI - The first step towards getting FF fans to interact with real people... oh who am I kidding. FF fans are the farthest thing from real people...

FFXII - The game that will make you think unholy thoughts about your sister's pet rabbit.

FFXIII - This is so original!!! It has trains going through post apolcalyptic locals, gunblades, and a chick who looks like Yuna... wait a minute...

Wow... I love you.

[Wolf Kanno]

You're welcome

[Vincent, Thunder God]

FFIV - You basically play as Michael Jackson. You start off black and end up white. You ruin young children's lives. You battle zombies, and the final battle takes place on the moon.

All of your recent new ones were funny, but this has to be your best yet.

Wolf Kanno has still written the funniest IMO, but after re-reading the others I hereby appoint Darth Cid as the runner-up.

FFI: Saved the company, ruined your brain, any questions?

FFII: The Empire Strikes Back!

FFIII: The only game that gets a COMPLETE makeover!

FFIV: Become a terrorist delivering "packages", steal crystals, highjack airships, and destroy robotic giants. It's FF: GTA!

FFV: Play the pimp-vs-evil-tree verison of FFIII.

FFVI: This game had mobile suits called Magiteks, what kind of name is that?

FFVII: Spiky-haired dude with a big sword who appears to be on a period. Yes, this got the rest of the world interested in Final Fantasy.

FFVIII: A guy who appears to be on a worst period than the spiky-haired dude, what's with us and dudes on periods? Thought only girls get those.

FFIX: Finally, people who act their gender. Home of references and David Bowie lookalikes.

FFX: Ladies & Gentlemen Meg Ryan...I mean, Tidus.

FFX-2: To save Meg Ry-...Tidus, Yuna what any self-respecting lady would do, turn into a Lara Croft ripoff wearing less than half of what she wore one game ago, traveling around in an airship captained by her cousin who has a crush on her...that's the High Summoner Spira loves so much.

New Set

FFI: I hit all the black magic shops and I STILL can't find Hakoden.

FFII: We decided to parody The Westside Story, "I just fought alongside a girl named Maria!"

FFIII: The final boss is a cloud.

FFIV: The one where the main character goes from dark to light...like Michael Jackson.

FFV: The main character is named Butz?

FFVI: A clown takes over the world, I knew the circus was up to something damnit.

FFVII: It's four games after FFIII, and the main chacter is now named Cloud.

FFVIII: ...Whatever.

FFIX: The Matrix has you.

FFX: A guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.

FFX-2: Save the world against a guy who looks like the guy who learns to wield a heavy sword in 0.67 seconds.

[Timster]

FFVII - The one with...uuuum... how many sequels

FFVIII - Ze one vit ze german scientist, vit ze terrible akscent!

FFIX - The one with the gender-confused villain, and the fat chef......thingy(or something) without a gender

FFX - The one where Shiva is HOT!