FFVIII - It's Charlie Brown all grown up,except we euthanized the damn dog

FFIV - "Spoony Bards Included"

FFV - The game where the girls look like guys and the guys look like... um girls... uh... the game with sexual identity isuues?

FFX-2 - Hey, I've got an idea, let's make a sequel to FFX that sucks so bad, that people will forget how abysmal the original was!