These are funny. I'll try.

FF1: We'll throw you for a loop.
FF2: 3100 Damage against the best armor in the game! WTF?
FF3: More Airships than you can crash into a boulder.
FF4: Shiny Happy People Holding Hands!
FF5: (The Pirate is Hottt)
FF6: Pretty in Pink
FF7: Pretty in Black.