If you could write a catch-phrase for any FF game, what would it be?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

FFI: Not Bankrupt After All
FFII: Just Kidding, Lol
FFIII: This One We're Serious Again
FFIV: People Dying Left and Right Before Aeris Even Existed
FFV: The Job System You Always Wanted Us to Reuse with a Good Story
FFVI: Guess the Main Character and Win a Free Vacation to Bora-Bora
FFVII: Quick, Love It Before It's Cool to Hate
FFVIII: He's Not Based Off Gackt, Let It Go
FFIX: Worth 50 Bucks Just to Hear Vivi's Theme
FFX: The One Where Players Hypocritically Constantly Whine about a Main Character They Define as Being Unlikable because He Whines.
FFX-2: Nooj Haha
FFXI: Join Now and Learn Why MMO's Will Make Humanity Disgust You
FFXII: More Weapons than Characters, What Else Do You Want

Proof once again that Lunar's wit is as sharp as ever.