A new set...

FFI - When you were imagining your "epic fantasy" adventure, did you ever think it would involve looking for a dead rat's tail for a dragon?

FFII - More Star Wars references than FFXII

FFIII - Are Onion Knights like Cabbage Patch Kids?

FFIV - Ever wanted to play a game where you started off as Darth Vader and then became Luke Skywalker? No I didn't think you did...

FFV - My party is composed of a guy named Butz, a cross-dresser, a prissy princess, a senile old man, and an even younger, prissier princess... I think I'll take "Luke Skywalker" back...

FFVI - The only game where the world ends and the game still insists that you have to do something about it.

FFVII - the only game where you actually hope the bad guys will win...

FFVIII - The game about love... Too bad that pretty much alienates the fanbase...

FFIX - Somehow, I always knew that FF's "roots" pertained to the secret war between Bobble Heads and the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

FFX - Because Square hates you...

FFX-2 - Because god hates you...

FFXI - World Domination Plan Stage Two: Release an MMO

FFXII - Cause British actors make everything better. Right?...Right?!...

FFT - Our apology, for releasing FFVII

FFTA - Cause FFT was so good, we had to release this in order to maintain the cosmic balance